cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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What a difference a day makes

Yesterday, internet people called something I wrote “disgusting” and “harsh”… and today, my post is being referred to as  ”witty, arty fun” that is “super cool” and “a joy to the eye, heart and brain”.

BACKSTREET’S BACK, BABY!

Validation for the Hez nation

I’d like to thank those kind writer folks who chose just now to unfollow me rather than have to deal with the awkwardness of admitting that they find me and my attention-seeking cringeworthily unfunny. That’s incredibly considerate of you.

I find myself laughing so hard at people who are all into WordPress

I’m sure it’s good for what they do, but to my Tumblr-loving ears, it’s like being super stoked on Betamax. 

old-no-7:

Listening to the Best of Sam and Dave is helping me deal with the fact that the guy in the cubicle next to me is a chronic farter.

To further help you deal with it, start referring to it as a pubicle.

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