The town where I went to high school (also the hometown of #33/Tim Riggins himself, Taylor Kitsch) has an ACHING new “rap anthem,” and features some gristly man-meat at the 1:06 mark that really makes me regret moving down to the coast after graduation.
(J/K, obvs… this is terrible on every single level imaginable.)
First grade teacher Kaitlin Roig, 29, locked her 14 students in a class bathroom and listened to “tons of shooting” until police came to help.
“It was horrific,” Roig said. “I thought we were going to die.”
She said that the terrified kids were saying, “I just want Christmas…I don’t want to die. I just want to have Christmas.”
”| — | Twenty Children Died in Newtown, Connecticut School Shooting - ABC News (via 6od) Ughhhh. Get your fucking shit together, America. This is not how it’s supposed to be. |
This song, the box of tissues on my lap, this joint dangling from my lips and the shot of whiskey I’m about to pour are pretty much all that’s keeping me together at the moment.
Abide with me here awhile, dudes, and once we get through the next week or so, I’ll be just fine.
Earned a special place in the pantheon of Worst Days Ever, and not even remotely because of this!
And it’s also the time when there’s no paycheck in sight and nothing but stress on the horizon, and then your roommate (who’s actually been letting you stay with her for free, because you’ve known each other since you were 8) gives you a hug and tells you that at 2pm you’re coming with her to a wine tasting she’s going to at the fanciest golf club in town… and there’s to be a massive, delicious buffet.
That is a deeply necessary and relief-bringing time.
Is realizing that because you misinterpreted your contract, your invoice was fucked up.
Because your invoice was fucked up, you’re not getting paid on time, and you could only bill for half of what you thought you could.
Because you’re not getting paid on time and you could only bill for half of what you thought you could, your long-overdue bills are about to head into the emergency red zone where authorities are involved.
Because your long-overdue bills are about to head into the emergency red zone where authorities are involved, you can’t afford even the basic necessities of life.
Because you can’t afford even the basic necessities of life, you’ll never save money.
Because you’ll never save money, you’ll never ever ever ever get out of the fucking reeking pile of mess your life is in, and you’ll certainly never afford to get to New York again.
HAVE A GREAT LONG WEEKEND EVERYBODY! Enjoy all the things you are buying at the places you can afford to go!
That was one of the worst nights of my life as a Vancouverite. I’m so ashamed of how those douchebags disrespected our team, their season and our beautiful city. Heartbreaking.
I don’t think I can live here anymore.
Ugh. Chiba prefecture, where I lived for 3 years, is in the orange zone. Not cool.
Christchurch Cathedral
Dozens killed in New Zealand’s ‘darkest day’
Thousands of shocked people are wandering the rubble-strewn city, many searching for loved ones and trying to reach trapped people.
Local television showed bodies being pulled out of rubble strewn around the city centre, while other footage showed onlookers clinging to each other and others bleeding and limping.
Screams rang out across the southern New Zealand city’s main square as parts of Christchurch Cathedral toppled to the ground.
Mr Key said New Zealand may be witnessing “its darkest day”.
- At least 65 confirmed dead
- Second major quake to hit city in five months
- Extensive damage in city, power cuts
- City has run out of ambulances
- 5.6-magnitude aftershocks recorded
- Australia sends search and rescue teams
- Contact DFAT on 1300 555 135
Before I saw this post, I was reading a news story earlier about this aloud to a friend of mine, and his first response was “Christchurch Cathedral? I know what that looks like!” to which I replied, “No, you don’t anymore.” Lots of thoughts for our South Pacific cousins from your friends on this side of the Ring of Fire.
You’re here, you’re wet, and believe me, we’re all so used to it our feet are now webbed.
Please go away… or turn into frequent flyer points so that I can.
| — | -Gap Kills New Logo In Record Time (via The Daily Bunch) “Began exploring how we could to tap into all of the passion” is the new “OHFUCKOHFUCK WE ARE SO SCREWED THEY WON’T STOP YELLING!” I’m totally stealing it, obvs. |
Fuck, I hate that panel van yodeler and her ear-splitting “music” with a white hot rage that has not abated one iota since she first barfed all over pop culture.
Funny or Die? That shark is now JUMPED.