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jenkirkman:

This article was on the HuffPo. While this woman’s opinion is her own and many points can’t be denied, I have my own thoughts (in parenthesis) on some of her reasons why being married is great. So I present - a few answers to 50 Reasons To Love Being Married from a divorcee who says 50 Reasons To…

Preach, Kirkman.

danforth:

If you need to test if your tear ducts work, you can watch the video.

This is magnificent.

danforth:

If you need to test if your tear ducts work, you can watch the video.

This is magnificent.

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natashaleggero:

(Click here to read this letter on NatashaLeggero.com)

On New Years Eve I made what I thought was a harmless joke http://dailym.ai/1crNs71

Here is my response:

Well hello America!

It’s been a busy few days but rest assured, I have received all of your messages and have been busy…

This is terrific and so is she for responding this way…

And I come from a long line of veterans, who all have great senses of humour.

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My fave taco place mentioned on Twitter that their mole sauce has trace amounts of gluten (I eat the chicken mole all the time), and although I was devastated at first, I forgave them by way of this video, linked in my last tweet.

You’re gonna want to click it, if it’s been a while since you got down with some quality cheese.

UPDATE:jajaja This just made the day" was their reply, so of course I closed with "I expect you all to be dressed like that the next time I come in. Don’t forget the wind machine. AND THE DOVES."

I fucking love that place.

suitep:

danforth:

impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

GET WELL SOON SUSAN

Oh Susan. Stay away from the tequila.

The fact that she’s wearing green in this performance (and the dance moves starting at the 16 second mark) is my favourite part of this amazing coincidence. (OR IS IT A COINCIDENCE?)

suitep:

danforth:

impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

GET WELL SOON SUSAN

Oh Susan. Stay away from the tequila.

The fact that she’s wearing green in this performance (and the dance moves starting at the 16 second mark) is my favourite part of this amazing coincidence. (OR IS IT A COINCIDENCE?)

So proud of my friend Paul Anthony (aka “Arsenio Paul” in the video above) whose terrific - and extremely sweet - submission actually WON the contest and is getting him flown to LA to be part of the taping of the new Arsenio Hall Show! Watch the video and you’ll see this is truly a lifelong dream… and actually pretty adorable.

bailey-confusion-at-its-finest:

imperialdalek:

toukos:

i’m having this played at my funeral

I was alright until the antler woman

I feel like Michael Scott made this video

I love how the “bad employee” is even too lazy IRL to learn the script.

standardgrey:

Saul Bass - Title Champ (Full documentary) 

Attn: Type & cinema nerds. 

Oooh! Thank you!

Yay science! Yay engineering! Yay practical applications of innovative technology helping people obtain basic life needs!

suitep:

andrewbaggott:

I love unusual voices. 

This is so great.

(And I’m glad you liked that Woodkid video I posted yesterday)

WOW.

danforth:

xtoxictears:

This is one of the best things I’ve ever watched. NO ONE knows joy like this man.

TGIF! Wishing you all a being-crushed-by-an-elephant-seal-pup level of happiness.

So beautiful!

slackmistress:

sailorgemstone:

jollityfarm:

xanderthegreatest:

thetunasaysrawr:

This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole.

Are you fucking shitting me

skateboardin doge

i feel inferior.

Everything.

suitep:

"This was one night that I did not sleep."

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

OMG YOU GUYS KATE MULGREW IS BACK!

AND FUCKING BITCHES UP!!

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